Frequently Asked Questions


WHAT DOES THE URINATOR LOOK LIKE AND HOW BIG IS IT?

The Urinator is about the size of a checkbook.  It consists of a fluid bag, electronic heater and digital computer chip that monitors the temperature of the fluid in the bag.  These contents are all secured inside a cloth pouch, which has Velcro ™ on all sides.  It is easy to conceal.  The electronic components are designed to function for 10,000 hours of constant use.

 

WHERE DO I PLACE THE URINATOR ON MY BODY?

Most people will put The Urinator down their pants, between their legs, and pull the tube out or the whole pack at the time of the test.  Woman can put it in their bra or either sex can tape it to the upper portion of their body.  The Urinator does not have any straps or attachments so you do not have to take off your clothes in order to conceal it on your body.

 

DOES THE URINATOR CLEAN DNA FROM YOUR URINE?

No.  The Urinator is a substitution device that uses synthetic concentrate. 

 

YOU STATE YOU CAN ONLY USE DURACELL ™ BATTERIES WITH THE URINATOR.  I THOUGHT ALL BATTERIES WERE ALIKE.

This company has no stock in the Duracell ™ Corporation.  However, for the purpose of using The Urinator, these batteries are the only ones that will make the product function properly.  You do not have to use the Ultra Duracell ™ because it will not give you any extra time with the unit.

 

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET THE URINATOR TO TEMPERATURE?

The Urinator was actually designed to be a heat maintenance unit.  If you start with a liquid basically at body temperature (between 95 and 100), The Urinator will take about 15 to 20 minutes to stabilize and then will maintain that temperature for a minimum of four hours.  You can never start the unit at a temperature under 70 degrees without changing out the batteries before it gets to body temperature. It is always to your advantage to start warm.  As a matter of fact, you can start with fluid warmer than 98 degrees and The Urinator will actually monitor the temperature and not turn itself on until the temperature drops to 98. 

 

CAN I USE SOMEONE ELSE’S URINE IN THE URINATOR?

Yes.  It is important to make sure that person does not have any medical conditions or a history of genetic defects which might effect your test results.

 

DOES GENDER MATTER WITH URINE?

Everyone has heard the joke of the guy coming up pregnant.  This situation is extremely unlikely.  Hormone levels vary greatly depending on many different conditions and situations.  Gender is not a normal consideration.

 

IF SOMETHING HAPPENS WITH MY TEST AND I FAIL, CAN I GET MY MONEY BACK?

If you know how to use The Urinator and have new Duracell ™ batteries and a clean sample, it is virtually impossible to fail a test!  The synthetic concentrate that we provide is absolutely free of any genetic defects.  We do provide a money back guarantee to our customers who purchase The Urinator and for some reason do not need it for a test but it must be in a new and unused condition. 

 

WHY DO I NEED A URINATOR?  I THOUGHT I COULD JUST PUT URINE IN A BOTTLE OR BAG AND KEEP IT WARM WITH MY BODY OR A HEAT PACK.

Keeping liquids at body temperature with just body warmth is very difficult to do.  Some people do run warmer than normal and can successfully do this but it is very rare.  Some people try and use organic heat packs to maintain temperature.  These can be very tricky to use and will sometimes malfunction (getting to warm or not heating up enough).  With The Urinator, a digital computer chip is set to keep your sample at 98 degrees.  This allows you the freedom of not having to worry is it to hot or to cold because it does the thinking for you.

 

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